Levity Is Single

And Yannis is plural.

Wait, no. Yannis is still single. Independent sources confirm that he is still single, and can be found tonight at . . .

In other news, the visit to Good World (still on Orchard Street) was fun. All present enjoyed themselves. Moves were tried and met with mixed consequences.

Yannis left separately with three or four different women; and yet, despite this triplication (or quadruplication), he was able to maintain his singledom, without recourse or remainder.